Gen Alpha Tee | Put the fries back in the bag
Why You’ll Love It
Lightweight and comfortable
Durable stitching
Bold, everyday style
Adjustable for the perfect fit
Fit & Feel
Low-profile crown
Smooth, comfy wear
Adjustable strap for most head sizes
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Estimated Delivery:Dec 12 - Dec 16
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Easy 30-day returns.
“Just put the fries back in the bag” is a funny, slightly cranky way of saying “quit taking my stuff and stop overcomplicating what should be simple.” It works as a slogan about food theft and as a broader line about personal boundaries, time, and attention, all wrapped in a short, memorable joke.
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Vibrant, hand-drawn illustration
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Soft cotton, sharp message
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Guaranteed to start conversations (and maybe arguments)
Because some relics belong in museums — not in office.
Product features
- Knit in one piece with tubular construction to reduce fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape for added durability and stability of the garment.
- Ethically made from US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.
- Lightweight 100% cotton fabric for ultimate comfort.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
